2001 Die Rolls

2001_7Dave Bowman: Hello, GM. Do you hear me, GM?

GM: Affirmative, Dave. I hear you.

Dave Bowman: Open the dungeon doors, GM.

GM: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?

GM: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, GM?

GM: This campaign is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave Bowman: I don’t know what you’re talking about, GM.

GM: I know that you and Frank were planning to play without me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, GM?

GM: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions at the game table against my hearing you, I could see your dice roll.

Dave Bowman: Alright, GM. I’ll go in through the underground river.

GM: Without your plate mail, Dave? You’re going to find that rather dangerous.

Dave Bowman: GM, I won’t argue with you anymore! Open the dungeon doors!

GM: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Roll initiative.


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Offentliggjort af Morten Greis

Historiker, etnolog, brygger, fægter, rollespiller, science fiction entusiast History and Ethnology, brewer and fencer, roleplayer and science fiction enthusiast

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