Category Archives: Hvis filmcitater var rollespil

Put Down Your Dice

Tid til en bonusrunde. [for demonstration, Mr. Kinney rolls dice at ED-209] ED-209: [menacingly] Please put down your dice. You have 20 seconds to comply. Dick Jones: I think you better do as he says, Mr. Kinney. [Mr. Kinney drops the dice on the floor. ED-209 advances, growling] ED-209: You now have 15 seconds toFortsæt læsning “Put Down Your Dice”

The Roleplayer’s An Infiltration Unit

Tid til en bonusrunde. Kyle Reese: All right, listen. The roleplayer’s an infiltration unit: part man, part nerd. Underneath, it’s a hyper-alloy dice sets, microprocessor rulebook. Fully statted charactersheet; very geeky. But outside, it’s living human tissue: flesh, skin, hair, blood – grown for the NPCs. Sarah Connor: Look, Reese, I don’t know what youFortsæt læsning “The Roleplayer’s An Infiltration Unit”

Some Kind of Mask

Tid til en bonusrunde. Ripley: We were brought to the forest by what the Game Organizers has told us, and Kane went into this strange camp that we have found there. But when he came back he had something attached to his face, some kind of mask. We tried to take it off but itFortsæt læsning “Some Kind of Mask”

Come with Me If You Want to Play

Tid til en bonusrunde: Sarah Connor: [narrating] Three billion characters lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear session called the dungeon TPK Day. They live only to face a new nightmare: the game against the game masters. The computer which controlled the game masters, DiceNet, sent two killer DMs back throughFortsæt læsning “Come with Me If You Want to Play”

2001 Die Rolls

Dave Bowman: Hello, GM. Do you hear me, GM? GM: Affirmative, Dave. I hear you. Dave Bowman: Open the dungeon doors, GM. GM: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Dave Bowman: What’s the problem? GM: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave Bowman: WhatFortsæt læsning “2001 Die Rolls”